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Shocking Discovery Of Frozen Man!
By admin | February 14, 2008
Who would have thought that a John Jessie Johns would have meet such a remarkable fate on his way to his job providing marketing for mortgage brokers? He was discovered at just after eleven in the morning yesterday in an alley next to his office building. It appears that he had not made it more than a few feet away from his BMW when a complete fluke of nature occurred. Scientists are calling it a “shocking” revelation as to just how suddenly and completely a “space flash freeze” occurred over the alley. Frozen like a popsicle in the blink of an eye, Mr. Johns will be perceived at the local ice cream museum to be on display for generations.
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